From the pulpit of the Great Allegheny Passage, you could hear brother Brian Burdock yelling from the top of his lungs, “Don’t Drink The Cruel Aid!”
“Americans are poisoning their kids with high fructose corn syrup drinks every day, because it tastes good and little Billy wants MORE AND MORE of it. Cruel Aids and Joosey Juices are neurotoxins. They will destroy your liver and make your kids fat like turkeys!”
REPENT! Change your ways and turn back to the holy ways of WEEDS!
“Could this by why so many kids are on Riddle-lyn and have ADHD? Could the silly sweet corn syrup drinks we are giving them all day long be killing them?”
Anyhoo…. Look at what is in your Joosie Juice and Cruel Aid, and parents, if you love your kids, really love your kids like we love our weeds….
“Brothers and Sisters, STOP giving your children chemical drinks, sweetened with high fructose corn syrup, and give your kids the gift of life! Salvation! Give them Healthy Weed Tea To Drink!”
Want to make something Sour? Make some Sumach-aide or Wood Sorrel-aide! Just crush the red berries of the Sumach or the whole wood sorrel plant into some room temperature water, let sit for a few hours, strain and chill.
Want to make some minty and sweet tea? Make some nice peppermint or spearmint tea! Take some fresh or dried leaves, put them in a cup, add hot water and cover for 10 min. Serve hot or cold.
Want a real treat? Try some Spicebush tea!
And remember, THE GOVERNMENT does not have your best wishes in mind. Think about this, the poor kiddos families actually get WIC checks, that PAY for high fructose Cruel Aids and Juicy Juices.
Are they trying to kill our kiddos and make them obese nutjobs? Or are they just trying to turn us all into fat happy sheeple?
Think about it, and remember…
“Weeds are Good! Eat weeds and live!”
Brother Dan DeLion.
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